Somewhere Only We Blog

My blog is 78% Bastille/Twenty One Pilots/The 1975,10% Sherlock, 7% other fandoms, and 5% feminism, but 100% me.

I welcome all snaps: eviemichal20

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via i-suck-dick)

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

(via rainbowkitteh)

@bastilledan: to the bleed’in stage (x)

(Source: dansmilth, via and-it-scares-you-being-alone)

upcomingnewyorker:

-Yesterday i saw the 1975 at a festival and i can say that my life is pretty much complete now-

(via kylesimmonsstache)

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via twenyonemigraines)

thatfunnyblog:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Cousin to Quik ‘n EZ

thatfunnyblog:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Cousin to Quik ‘n EZ

(Source: yes-master-thank-you-master, via i-suck-dick)

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

image

(via smosh)

fueledbyramen:

This new twenty one pilots ‘Power To The Local Dreamer’ t-shirt is available exclusively at Hot Topic! Get yours online HERE! 

fueledbyramen:

This new twenty one pilots ‘Power To The Local Dreamer’ t-shirt is available exclusively at Hot Topic! Get yours online HERE

(via odetobastille)